shit my friends say.

emmaisanoverlord:
what if like.
emmaisanoverlord:
puppetmaster.
emmaisanoverlord:
and pinocchio was all “): I’m trapped. halp.”
emmaisanoverlord:
and Jiminy was all “I’LL SAVE YOOOU”
emmaisanoverlord:
uh. so
becca x ftw:
no.
becca x ftw:
i cannot turn pinocchio into porn
emmaisanoverlord:
):
becca x ftw:
it’s just, there was this one thing i read with someone sitting on his nose and going ‘lie to me, lie to me!’ and.
becca x ftw:
no
emmaisanoverlord:
WHAT
becca x ftw:
because, uhm, when he lies his nose grows?
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