shit my friends say.

Becca:
Florida
Becca:
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.
Becca:
jsyk
Emma:
god DAMNIT
Emma:
there goes my tomorrow
Emma:
FUCKING SHIT I HATE LAWS
Becca:
Pennsylvania
Becca:
It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Becca:
oh no
Becca:
brb grabbing my pillows and blankets off the fridge
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