shit my friends say.
Jan 02
[video]
Dec 29
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Becca:
Florida
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Becca:
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.
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Becca:
jsyk
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Emma:
god DAMNIT
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Emma:
there goes my tomorrow
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Emma:
FUCKING SHIT I HATE LAWS
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Becca:
Pennsylvania
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Becca:
It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
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Becca:
oh no
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Becca:
brb grabbing my pillows and blankets off the fridge
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Becca:
http://www.sexpeepspages.com/peeps/1.jpg
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Emma:
i find this strange
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Emma:
and fucking crreepy
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Becca:
why? xD
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Emma:
i feel like she didn't know it was being taken idk xD
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Becca:
probably didn't
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Becca:
i'd do it to you
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Becca:
and sell it
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becca x ftw:
OH BY THE WAY
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becca x ftw:
did you sign up for a beastiality forum under my email? xD
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emmaisanoverlord:
uh
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emmaisanoverlord:
no
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emmaisanoverlord:
I'd be proud if I did
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becca x ftw:
the username is rockettopluto and i keep getting their newsletters
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becca x ftw:
xD
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emmaisanoverlord:
LOL
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emmaisanoverlord:
I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS
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emmaisanoverlord:
OMG I AM SO PROUD
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emmaisanoverlord:
WHO HAS A FORUM FOR THIS
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becca x ftw:
i don't even know, but i'll tell you next time i get a newsletter
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emmaisanoverlord:
how considerate
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becca x ftw:
jesus
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becca x ftw:
in my google history 'beasiality forum' is now coming up
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emmaisanoverlord:
LOOOOOOOL
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becca x ftw:
http://www.beastforum.com/
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becca x ftw:
TJIS MOTHERFUCKING SITE
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emmaisanoverlord:
i am not clicking that
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becca x ftw:
it's a forum, douche
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becca x ftw:
it's just topics to click on
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emmaisanoverlord:
i don't want it in my history
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becca x ftw:
because when i got the email i was all 'beast forum wtf'
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becca x ftw:
and clicked
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becca x ftw:
and was all '....wut'
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emmaisanoverlord:
i honestly don't remember signing you up for that
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emmaisanoverlord:
at all
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emmaisanoverlord:
I wonder if I was drunk
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becca x ftw:
what the hell do you search for when your drunk?
Dec 21
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emmaisanoverlord:
what if like.
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emmaisanoverlord:
puppetmaster.
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emmaisanoverlord:
and pinocchio was all “): I’m trapped. halp.”
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emmaisanoverlord:
and Jiminy was all “I’LL SAVE YOOOU”
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emmaisanoverlord:
uh. so
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becca x ftw:
no.
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becca x ftw:
i cannot turn pinocchio into porn
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emmaisanoverlord:
):
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becca x ftw:
it’s just, there was this one thing i read with someone sitting on his nose and going ‘lie to me, lie to me!’ and.
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becca x ftw:
no
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emmaisanoverlord:
WHAT
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becca x ftw:
because, uhm, when he lies his nose grows?
Nov 30
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becca x ftw:
FUCKYEAH TRUE LOVE TRIUMPS
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emmaisanoverlord:
No H, huh.
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emmaisanoverlord:
god
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emmaisanoverlord:
SEE
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becca x ftw:
I SAW OKAY
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emmaisanoverlord:
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
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emmaisanoverlord:
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
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emmaisanoverlord:
GOT NO WHERE TO RUN
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becca x ftw:
THIS NIGHT GOES ON
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becca x ftw:
AS I'M FADING AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Aug 26
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emmaisanoverlord:
i would never put jupiter in my vag
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becca x ftw:
maybe Io
Aug 07
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beccaxftw:
YA YOUR WELCOME
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emmaisanoverlord:
LOL YOUR RUSSIAN
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beccaxftw:
UH WHY
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emmaisanoverlord:
I JUST IMAGiNED YOU GOING ALL "YAH, YUR WEYLCOM"
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beccaxftw:
YA, YUR WULCUM
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beccaxftw:
VULCUM*
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emmaisanoverlord:
OIC.
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emmaisanoverlord:
YOU MUST BE RUSSIAN
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emmaisanoverlord:
YOU'RE CORRECTING MY CORRECTION
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beccaxftw:
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CORRECTION CORRECTS YOUUU
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emmaisanoverlord:
LOL
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beccaxftw:
god we're gay
Aug 03
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emmaisanoverlord:
Becca.
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emmaisanoverlord:
Would you like to know what i woke up to?
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emmaisanoverlord:
"What the hell, Emma. DID YOU ORDER ONE HUNDRED BOXES."
Aug 02
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becca x ftw:
I LOVE SQUIRTLE FOR A PEEPEE
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becca x ftw:
DEFF. NAMING LIKE ANTHONYS PENIS THAT