January 2011
1 post
Watchjust in case my computer crashes or something.
(Taylor 01.02.11)
December 2010
3 posts
Becca: Florida
Becca: If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.
Becca: jsyk
Emma: god DAMNIT
Emma: there goes my tomorrow
Emma: FUCKING SHIT I HATE LAWS
Becca: Pennsylvania
Becca: It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Becca: oh no
Becca: brb grabbing my pillows and blankets off the fridge
Becca: http://www.sexpeepspages.com/peeps/1.jpg
Emma: i find this strange
Emma: and fucking crreepy
Becca: why? xD
Emma: i feel like she didn't know it was being taken idk xD
Becca: probably didn't
Becca: i'd do it to you
Becca: and sell it
becca x ftw: OH BY THE WAY
becca x ftw: did you sign up for a beastiality forum under my email? xD
emmaisanoverlord: uh
emmaisanoverlord: no
emmaisanoverlord: I'd be proud if I did
becca x ftw: the username is rockettopluto and i keep getting their newsletters
becca x ftw: xD
emmaisanoverlord: LOL
emmaisanoverlord: I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS
emmaisanoverlord: OMG I AM SO PROUD
emmaisanoverlord: WHO HAS A FORUM FOR THIS
becca x ftw: i don't even know, but i'll tell you next time i get a newsletter
emmaisanoverlord: how considerate
becca x ftw: jesus
becca x ftw: in my google history 'beasiality forum' is now coming up
emmaisanoverlord: LOOOOOOOL
becca x ftw: http://www.beastforum.com/
becca x ftw: TJIS MOTHERFUCKING SITE
emmaisanoverlord: i am not clicking that
becca x ftw: it's a forum, douche
becca x ftw: it's just topics to click on
emmaisanoverlord: i don't want it in my history
becca x ftw: because when i got the email i was all 'beast forum wtf'
becca x ftw: and clicked
becca x ftw: and was all '....wut'
emmaisanoverlord: i honestly don't remember signing you up for that
emmaisanoverlord: at all
emmaisanoverlord: I wonder if I was drunk
becca x ftw: what the hell do you search for when your drunk?
emmaisanoverlord: what if like.
emmaisanoverlord: puppetmaster.
emmaisanoverlord: and pinocchio was all “): I’m trapped. halp.”
emmaisanoverlord: and Jiminy was all “I’LL SAVE YOOOU”
emmaisanoverlord: uh. so
becca x ftw: no.
becca x ftw: i cannot turn pinocchio into porn
emmaisanoverlord: ):
becca x ftw: it’s just, there was this one thing i read with someone sitting on his nose and going ‘lie to me, lie to me!’ and.
becca x ftw: no
emmaisanoverlord: WHAT
becca x ftw: because, uhm, when he lies his nose grows?
November 2009
1 post
becca x ftw: FUCKYEAH TRUE LOVE TRIUMPS
emmaisanoverlord: No H, huh.
emmaisanoverlord: god
emmaisanoverlord: SEE
becca x ftw: I SAW OKAY
emmaisanoverlord: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
emmaisanoverlord: I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
emmaisanoverlord: GOT NO WHERE TO RUN
becca x ftw: THIS NIGHT GOES ON
becca x ftw: AS I'M FADING AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
August 2009
4 posts
emmaisanoverlord: i would never put jupiter in my vag
becca x ftw: maybe Io
beccaxftw: YA YOUR WELCOME
emmaisanoverlord: LOL YOUR RUSSIAN
beccaxftw: UH WHY
emmaisanoverlord: I JUST IMAGiNED YOU GOING ALL "YAH, YUR WEYLCOM"
beccaxftw: YA, YUR WULCUM
beccaxftw: VULCUM*
emmaisanoverlord: OIC.
emmaisanoverlord: YOU MUST BE RUSSIAN
emmaisanoverlord: YOU'RE CORRECTING MY CORRECTION
beccaxftw: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CORRECTION CORRECTS YOUUU
emmaisanoverlord: LOL
beccaxftw: god we're gay
emmaisanoverlord: Becca.
emmaisanoverlord: Would you like to know what i woke up to?
emmaisanoverlord: "What the hell, Emma. DID YOU ORDER ONE HUNDRED BOXES."
becca x ftw: I LOVE SQUIRTLE FOR A PEEPEE
becca x ftw: DEFF. NAMING LIKE ANTHONYS PENIS THAT
July 2009
30 posts
krissy ex oh: im gunna kill him before i fuck him
krissy ex oh: god
krissy ex oh: that sounded wrong
becca x ftw: omg we did forget about condoms ;_;
becca x ftw: omg wrong im window
KijentJr2: ....ROFLFLFLFLFLMAO
becca x ftw: god i should be a porn director.
emmaisanoverlord: yes.
emmaisanoverlord: YES.
emmaisanoverlord: OMFG
emmaisanoverlord: DO IT
emmaisanoverlord: and recreate our characters and all the shit they do
becca x ftw: xDDD
emmaisanoverlord: i would srsly love you forever if that became your professio
emmaisanoverlord: n
becca x ftw: only if we could use your house for the filming.
emmaisanoverlord: i mean, it already kind of is
becca x ftw: does it make you feel weird i would have fucked your dad.
emmalostthegame: i kind of would too
Emma: Hey, is it cool if I put your face on a banana suit holding a nacho?
Matt: sure :-D
Emma: Good, cause I already did it
Matt: -.- evil
Emma: http://16.media.tumblr.com/lwgfLY1lXq3skol0juDxK6xio1_500.png ?
Emma: It's cool, right? I'm a cow.
becca x ftw: butyeah
becca x ftw: my face, your ass, lets do it
emmalostthegame: you know, I'd be totally cool with you banging my brother.
beccaxftw: well, thats nice.
kamlikestinytots: ITS ON FUCKING FIRE
kamlikestinytots: !!
emmalostthegame: THEN STOP TYPING, ASSFACE
kamlikestinytots: but its on FIRE
emmalostthegame: srsly. you will be haunted
kamlikestinytots: i have been your friend for a long time
KillMeUndead: I got a build a bear. and he's covered in rainbows and I named him rainbow gay bear.
KillMeUndead: xD
lilfagmuffin787: thats Fantastic.. you should have named it...
lilfagmuffin787: Kamrin.
kamlikestinytots: i just found this pic and it remionds me of all your characters!!!
kamlikestinytots: daz is at the end of the bed
kamlikestinytots: http://zip.4chan.org/cm/src/1247368638796.jpg
kamlikestinytots: look!!
emmalostthegame: omfg i love how you're in /cm/
kamlikestinytots: ...
Emmy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:JupiterandIo.jpg
Emmy: lmao thats the most wimpy eclipse I've ever seen
Becca: roflsrsly
Becca: stupid jupiter and its hugeness
Emmy: or maybe Lo is just a fuckin pussy
Becca: well. haden should be addicted to crank.
Emmy: ...wtf is crank?
Emmy: isn't that like, a dance
Becca: same as glass.
Emmy: apparently not
Becca: which is the same as meth.
Becca: no. your talking about crunk, dear
Emmy: oh. I'm super.
Kammy: ok ya
Kammy: sorry
Emmy: no, really
Emmy: I am
Kammy: you are?
Kammy: did you drink..
Becca: xDDDDDDDD
Becca: your incapable of happiness unless your drunk.
Becca: awesome.
Becca: Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
Becca: holyshit bruce lee is a fucking beast.
Emmy:
Emmy: lets get his sperm and have superhero babies
Becca: ....waitwut about me and dick
Emmy: WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
Becca: WHERE HAS WHO GONE
Emmy: THE GOOD ONES
Becca: OIC
Becca: because apparently he couldnt feed his family and shit. xD
Emmy: That was just part of life struggles? xD
Becca: i thought that was why he was emo xD
Emmy: not the fact that he killed his uncle or he fears his own gayness? xD
Becca: .....
Becca: well.
Becca: ....fine. alright.
Emmy: i has apples
Becca: i has chips :D
Emmy: ..i'm going to kill you.
Becca: i love you with the fire of a burning hurricane.
Becca: THREE MINUTES 'TILL FINGARS ARE DONE
Emmy: I WANT FUCKIN FOOD BITCH CAUSE I'M BLEEDIN OUT THE ASS
Becca: LIES
Becca: there is a difference between the vagina and ass
Becca: about three centimeters of skin, to be precise
Becca: ...okay maybe more but
Emmy: dflskfd
Becca: just sayin'
Becca: ONE MINUTE FUCK YES
Becca: for the last two nights. i've been having bad dreams.
fuckingweirdshit
cocker spaniels and lemon wedges
snow storm chains
Becca: butyeah. weird shit.
Emmy: cocker spaniels and lemon wedges.
Emmy: ..wtf.
Becca: EXACTLY.
Becca: reading a yaoi manga, jsyk