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(Taylor 01.02.11)

Becca:
Florida
Becca:
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.
Becca:
jsyk
Emma:
god DAMNIT
Emma:
there goes my tomorrow
Emma:
FUCKING SHIT I HATE LAWS
Becca:
Pennsylvania
Becca:
It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Becca:
oh no
Becca:
brb grabbing my pillows and blankets off the fridge
Becca:
http://www.sexpeepspages.com/peeps/1.jpg
Emma:
i find this strange
Emma:
and fucking crreepy
Becca:
why? xD
Emma:
i feel like she didn't know it was being taken idk xD
Becca:
probably didn't
Becca:
i'd do it to you
Becca:
and sell it
becca x ftw:
OH BY THE WAY
becca x ftw:
did you sign up for a beastiality forum under my email? xD
emmaisanoverlord:
uh
emmaisanoverlord:
no
emmaisanoverlord:
I'd be proud if I did
becca x ftw:
the username is rockettopluto and i keep getting their newsletters
becca x ftw:
xD
emmaisanoverlord:
LOL
emmaisanoverlord:
I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS
emmaisanoverlord:
OMG I AM SO PROUD
emmaisanoverlord:
WHO HAS A FORUM FOR THIS
becca x ftw:
i don't even know, but i'll tell you next time i get a newsletter
emmaisanoverlord:
how considerate
becca x ftw:
jesus
becca x ftw:
in my google history 'beasiality forum' is now coming up
emmaisanoverlord:
LOOOOOOOL
becca x ftw:
http://www.beastforum.com/
becca x ftw:
TJIS MOTHERFUCKING SITE
emmaisanoverlord:
i am not clicking that
becca x ftw:
it's a forum, douche
becca x ftw:
it's just topics to click on
emmaisanoverlord:
i don't want it in my history
becca x ftw:
because when i got the email i was all 'beast forum wtf'
becca x ftw:
and clicked
becca x ftw:
and was all '....wut'
emmaisanoverlord:
i honestly don't remember signing you up for that
emmaisanoverlord:
at all
emmaisanoverlord:
I wonder if I was drunk
becca x ftw:
what the hell do you search for when your drunk?
emmaisanoverlord:
what if like.
emmaisanoverlord:
puppetmaster.
emmaisanoverlord:
and pinocchio was all “): I’m trapped. halp.”
emmaisanoverlord:
and Jiminy was all “I’LL SAVE YOOOU”
emmaisanoverlord:
uh. so
becca x ftw:
no.
becca x ftw:
i cannot turn pinocchio into porn
emmaisanoverlord:
):
becca x ftw:
it’s just, there was this one thing i read with someone sitting on his nose and going ‘lie to me, lie to me!’ and.
becca x ftw:
no
emmaisanoverlord:
WHAT
becca x ftw:
because, uhm, when he lies his nose grows?
becca x ftw:
FUCKYEAH TRUE LOVE TRIUMPS
emmaisanoverlord:
No H, huh.
emmaisanoverlord:
god
emmaisanoverlord:
SEE
becca x ftw:
I SAW OKAY
emmaisanoverlord:
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
emmaisanoverlord:
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
emmaisanoverlord:
GOT NO WHERE TO RUN
becca x ftw:
THIS NIGHT GOES ON
becca x ftw:
AS I'M FADING AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
emmaisanoverlord:
i would never put jupiter in my vag
becca x ftw:
maybe Io
beccaxftw:
YA YOUR WELCOME
emmaisanoverlord:
LOL YOUR RUSSIAN
beccaxftw:
UH WHY
emmaisanoverlord:
I JUST IMAGiNED YOU GOING ALL "YAH, YUR WEYLCOM"
beccaxftw:
YA, YUR WULCUM
beccaxftw:
VULCUM*
emmaisanoverlord:
OIC.
emmaisanoverlord:
YOU MUST BE RUSSIAN
emmaisanoverlord:
YOU'RE CORRECTING MY CORRECTION
beccaxftw:
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CORRECTION CORRECTS YOUUU
emmaisanoverlord:
LOL
beccaxftw:
god we're gay
emmaisanoverlord:
Becca.
emmaisanoverlord:
Would you like to know what i woke up to?
emmaisanoverlord:
"What the hell, Emma. DID YOU ORDER ONE HUNDRED BOXES."
becca x ftw:
I LOVE SQUIRTLE FOR A PEEPEE
becca x ftw:
DEFF. NAMING LIKE ANTHONYS PENIS THAT
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